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World’s best secretary πŸ†
Not afraid to get my knees dirty. Experience working under covers. Known to pull all nighters. THOT leader. Freak in the [spread]sheets.
Famous blonde from all of the blonde jokes.
ShlinkedIn may say I’m middle management, but everyone else will tell you I’m on top.

Started Shlinkin' Sep. 26, 2021
Career Progression: πŸ—£οΈ Thought Leader
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Stenographic Design

Has eyelashes that mean business

Reminds Me of the Mother I Ate

Likes scrambled eggs in the morning

Bimbo Bamboozle

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stock taker

All the things the wife refused to do(long list)

Most amazing person, that's what she thinks ;)

Big Business

good marketing skills

Beautiful plumage

Inappropriate Xeroxes

C++ (C=Cute)

Ambtious AF

DDs... and growing

Microsoft Office

Best coffee I've ever had

Thought leader

Walks the extra mile in your shoes

Best in-office breakfast cosplay

100 % sem vergonha !

THAT Birth Mark!

A Real Boss Babe

Certified Thighs

Better Abs than me

I get it

a big heart

Has a way with mayonnaise

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never asks about interest rates

Knowing what NFT's R but knows better than to buy

Healthy mammary glands

Puts in long hours at night with the boss

Burns the midnight oil in the office

Chatty Chick

Pencil Sharpening

Inferior Number of LegsπŸ’‹

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Spanked that Secretary!

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No no no stop trying to seduce me I’m MARRIED

B!itchy Son

Friend of the Admiral

Sought-after Head of C-Level secretaryship

Really knows a thing or seven about silicone molds

Extremely efficient and attentive

Just terrific.

Filthiest Profile

Excel[lently] Spread[s in the]Sheets

happy to work late ... really late

Removing her bra

Forbes Secretary Of The Year 2022

Feisty in the office

Crazy Diamond

Good at petting

What a girl!

Real ass bitch 😏

Uses autotune

Eggs over sleazy

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Very Popular πŸ˜‰

Enjoys everything. For a price.

She'll put lipstick in your mug

A true THOT leader πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†

I had sex with her

Undergarments specialist

Thinks LONG and HARD

Intern Supplier for Hungry Spiders

Intern Free

Reached bronze bridge level at Nuutro

Let's _him_ grow

Can give me a virus anytime

Nails client intake appointments.

Mask of Nyarlathotep

table form

THAT's none of your business

You're not wearing THAT outfit, missy!

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Friend

Classmates in Reception

Neighbourly endeavours

Helpful on our receiving dock

Dedicated, Efficient Demeanor! I am indebted. <3

Office Cheerleader

Stenotype? More like STUNotype

Likes feet pics

Thinks I'm a Handsome Boy

Dictation Skillz

Keeps the receipts

Did me right!

fastest typing ever seen on a keyboard

Great coffee

Efficiency Motivator

Spreadsheets πŸš€πŸŒŸ

Sheeeeesh, that GYAT tho

Made best cheese.

she knows how to read an SMS

Took care of my Tu Lips

Business Development Service Management expert!

Activates the whole gangs almonds