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Second in command at North Pole Industries. Head of logistics for Christmas Corp.
These are the ramblings of a supernatural talking animal trying to work in the human world.
I only work one day of the year, this is what I do on the other 364 days.
Be proud of yourself if can leave all work to the last minute; I leave a whole year's worth to the last day and still manage to pull it off. Every. Damn. Year.
I taught Santa how to pick locks since most houses don't have chimneys these days.
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Career Progression: 🏦 Business Titan
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Reviews
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Granted, Rudy and I may not have gotten off on the right hoof/paw at first, since I mistook his nose for a ball which led to a hefty vet bill. But, he was a good sport and now we've got a nice business moving catnip across the border. Rudy's got customs and border patrol chasing their tails.
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Tough to imagine, but Rudy was a baby at one point in time. His red nose helped guide the other infants out of the coal mines. I think the relative value of his nose has stayed the same since. Teamplayer.
Trophy Case
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Nov. 14, 2023
Participation Trophy
Oct. 30, 2023
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Jul. 11, 2023
Marketer of the Week
Feb. 27, 2023
The Social Climber Award
Feb. 21, 2023
Participation Trophy
Feb. 13, 2023
The Social Climber Award
Dec. 5, 2022
Networking Virginity
Aug. 17, 2022
Marketer of the Week
May. 2, 2022
Participation Trophy
Sep. 27, 2021
Endorsements
+ Endorsedelivers on fucking time
Spearheaded Global Expansion of Green Santa Inc
Star employee - Shined his nose on my behind
GOT MY STICK TO THE RINK BEFORE PUCK DROP
best reindeer
Has my kidney
2-Day Delivery
PRIME
Logistics Expert
Can Deliver 1,000 Egg Spawn Easily
Brony Activist
Has got a shiny nose.
Elderberry schnapps
Inspirational
Mentioned in ShlinkedIn Digest #35
Brings light to the masses
pulling his weight
best reindeer
Missing Red Nose
Red nose
Bidet hater
Christmas spirit
Not Philanthropic
Dear Reindeer Rain
Better than UPS, that's for sure
Glass ceiling destroyed
googoo gaga
All-weather reindeer
Will deliver drugs
remembered to turn off the oven befor leaving home