Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern
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This guy is great. Oh, wait, I meant the other guy.
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Spanked the other day, good vibes
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The Diet Koch Award for Largest Net Worth
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The Bug Lord
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The Quill of Business
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10,000th ShlinkedIn Post
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Rejection Czar
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Networking Virginity
Endorsements
+ EndorseAbility to speak
Able to lift 50 lbs
Able to read English
Able to perform elementary arithmetic
Able to fit through a doorway
Spanked!
Inferior Number of Legs
He’s not this guy, but THAT guy
Authenticity. Or not.
Not 'THAT' guy, but a beta, inferior specimen
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