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I have been working in sales for almost five years, and I am now planning a transition into corporate human resources. Although successful in my sales career, I have realized the aspects of my work I find most rewarding are all in HR-related functions. Basically I want to hire and fire people, and I want you to help me do that.
Career Progression: π° CEO
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Double Champagne
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Ghost Writer
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Reviews
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We need 2 talk. Can u give me a call (646) 562-8000 thnx
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Borri is a job creator. Borri has created a billion jobs around the world. It is not a job if it is not boring. Borri B. Jobs got their name after they made a billion jobs boring. Without Borri there would not be so many jobs. Workers of the world, unite, kneel before Borri.
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Marketer of the Week
Jun. 26, 2023
Marketer of the Week
Jun. 19, 2023
The Social Climber Award
Jun. 12, 2023
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Jun. 5, 2023
Marketer of the Week
May. 30, 2023
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
May. 30, 2023
Networking Goblin
May. 22, 2023
Marketer of the Week
May. 22, 2023
The Social Climber Award
May. 22, 2023
Networking Virginity
May. 17, 2023
Endorsements
+ EndorseShe DID Start the Fire(ing Of Shit Employees)
Layoffs
Not Borring
Sold herself when she could have hired herself
One true god of everyone who has a job! Amen.
Looks good when bent over
Inferior Number of Legs
Lay-off? No. Lay-on!
Haven't gotten fired yet
Link Bait
had office spider devour all their interns