Grade A
When I was first laid, I knew I didn't want to be "just another egg". No, I wanted to be something more. I didn't want to be sent on a truck from a farm to a grocery store. I didn't want to be bought by an eggface, stored in a refrigerator, then boiled, cracked, cooked, or eaten. I wanted to have meaning. That's why I hired an agency and now I'm here! Donate ShlinkPoints to me! I know you want to!
Career Progression: 💼 Middle Manager
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Eggceeds all eggspectations. Sets a good eggsample to eggrybody. Eggcept chickens. They hate his youth and smooth good looks.
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Egg is not good
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Networking Virginity
Dec. 11, 2024
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Eggcellence
Most popular Egg I know
high in protein
Health minister vibes
Got laid
Over easy