YUMM-EE
ShlinkedIn Roasting Champion, Ads Maniac, 1000X Developer.
You don't have HALF the talent my 1000% Pure Maple Syrup does!
MMmMMMmmMMMmmMMM!!!!! OH WOW oh no oh yes oh wow oh k oh yay oh bey oh wow wowweeeewwwwowwowww just so so so so so so so so so sooo soooooooooooooooooo GOOD!
That's ME — THAT'S what _I_ sound like when I'M managing MY STACK!
Feat. years upon years upon years upon years upon years upon years upon years of experience working across the ENTIRE STACK of PANCAKES SUCKAAAAAAAAAA!
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Career Progression: 💼 Middle Manager
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Reviews
+ Review-
Adequate number of cakes, excessive syrup and I'm still waiting on the butter. Four stars given in anticipation of melty butter.
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Delivered my blue checkmark and also sent me a bulk amount of flatulence. I would highly recommend this seller. Tracking: https://suckaaa.com?tracking=0x80085
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Aug. 29, 2023
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Dec. 30, 2021
Participation Trophy
Dec. 27, 2021
Endorsements
+ EndorseWeak Fleshy Body
Sticky
Sizzurp
Spanked!
Diabeetus
Sweet as tulip bulbs
Vegan
Full stack
Does endorse
Smokes 2 Joints Before He Smokes 2 Joints
I did a GrEaT JoB on that ThInG
Flapjack clap backs
Inadequate Breakfast Developer
Stacking Tall
Even a half stack is a full stack
Purebred Spank Monster
Wannabe Roaster
Shady Ham Curator
kale
Got a fat stack 🥞
Will leave you hungry for more
Makes off-color turtleneck sweaters
Tasty snack before a whack
Frequency caps
Thanks for breakfast, I was still hammered
Perfectly Stacked
Inferior Number of Legs
Sarcastic Thot
Sticky Profile
Best flavored "pancakes"
Sexy IRL Voice
Pancakes that go on for days.
Very Popular 😉
Very Popular 😉
Top Seller Award
Verified Fully-stacked
Carbs