Todger Dick Ticklewitz
5000 years of bloodsucking, bats and never blinking


My approach to business is simple: suffering is necessary. I believe in the wagon wheel theory for conquest. I believe in a strong downturn in ethics to consent with the rise in the economy. I believe in wearing nothing under a trenchcoat on casual Friday.

My left hand is my best feature. My business card is a pizza. My friendship isn't available if you need help with anything. After centuries of wandering earth, I'm finally ready to find my dream job and make everyone's life hell.

I love you.

Started Shlinkin' Feb. 14, 2023
Career Progression: β˜• Unpaid Intern
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