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A librarian from birth, Brenda was an avid collector of dust.
She had a sweet heart and married her high school.
She loved having hobbies and helping her sons to be disadvantaged youths. She had no horses but thought she did. The church gave her a choir because she sang like bird and looked like bird and Brenda was a bird.
She owed us so many poems. The funeral will be held in 1977 at heaven. In lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life.
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Slightly Used Coleslaw (still works)
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MEATER
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Frequent visitor to our toy facility. Whenever she drops by I always give her a ride. And sometimes Santa does too. You're my #1 customer!
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undeniable proof that birds are real
Trophy Case
Marketer of the Week
Dec. 20, 2021
Marketer of the Week
Nov. 8, 2021
Endorsements
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Not dead yet
Darn Tootin'
Allergies
Adult Dewey Decimal System
Disadvantaged
Graduated at birth
definitely non-hauntible
Sound barricades into rolls of PB when she speaks.
Eliminates odours
Nice disguise
Very Popular 😉