General Mark 'Milk' Milley
My existence, while grotesque, proves the Peter Principle.

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From Just Cause to Enduring Freedom, I've been slipping through the cracks and getting promoted. Some would describe me as a derailed Amtrak crashing into a dumpster fire full of horseshit, but I'm just a good ole boy.

Started Shlinkin' Sep. 4, 2021
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