Srilankan Puddlebus
Have you ever met your match? Well, I'm glad, and not jealous at all.

Failed

Destiny calls. She calls me all the time for support.
I keep telling her it's not mine 'cause I KNOW she's been hoein' around with Brett under the bleachers at band camp.

Started Shlinkin' Sep. 4, 2021
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