B+
I know this hospital better than my own home. I know which employees smoke weed in the maintenance closet. I also am ambidextrous. I can write up an admissions report with one hand while emptying a bed pan with the other. I am the only nurse who can insert a cather in one fowl swoop. They call me the urethra whisperer.
Career Progression: 💵 Paid Intern
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Endorsements
+ EndorseSoft, fresh hospital gowns.
Stern in a soft way
Best sponge bath ever.
Flask Certified
Speedy Catheter Insertions
Best customer service phone voice in the world
Spelling bee champion.
Rapid happy endings.
Tickle-free prostate examinations
Knows her pills
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