The HR Golem
Summoned by an ancient blood ritual in the third fiscal quarter. Vice Czar of HR at Optical Bitcoin.

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Anywhere performance must be managed, benefits analyzed, or records updated, there you will find The HR Golem. The HR Golem is not affiliated with any organization. Rather, The HR Golem manifests like an eldritch Lovecraftian colossus, oozing into existence wherever an intern may have girlbossed a bit too close to the sun. The HR Golem refers to itself only in the third person. She/Her.

Started Shlinkin' Sep. 5, 2021
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