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Career Progression: 💼 Middle Manager
Rub a duck
Arthur THE Dent • 7-6-22
Sneak Attack
Rene „Hustler“ Descartes • 8-10-22
Self-Delivering Packages
Office Spider • 9-28-21
Happy Consumers
Bain W. Kuang 🐀 • 9-14-21
Reviews
+ Review-
Very yellow. Comes in with a bang. A true firequacker.
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Joe Tadpole, MBA, CPA
Middle manager. Yes man. Petty tyrant.
Sep. 21, 2021. You managed Joe directly
I don't know Duck personally, but he seems adequate.
Trophy Case
Marketer of the Week
Aug. 29, 2022
Networking Virginity
Aug. 11, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Sep. 27, 2021
Endorsements
+ Endorseself-endorsing
Abusing the ™️ tag
Propaganda
Non Fungable Poultry
Accepts Optical Bitcoin
Among Most Desirable DoD contractors.
Great debugging teammate
Turkey Rescuer during Thanksgiving
jabbery
Paid Endorsement
Less Than Adequate Number of Legs
Paid Endorsement
Murder
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Grade-A Sitter
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Corkscrew Dilettante
Very Popular 😉
Don't bring around sourdough