Prince Nzimande Mpofu
African warlord and future dictator of the entire African continent

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If you want to build a new world, you have to tear the old one down. I have sat back and watched humanity wreck havoc on this planet for far too long. It is time for me to as they say, "put the pedal to the metal" on this bitch and start fixing things up.
iAfrika ngonaphakade!

Started Shlinkin' May. 4, 2021
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