Doctor Fauci
Yes, my first name is actually Doctor
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π Born on Christmas Eve, I am God's present to humanity
π Chief Medical Advisor to @POTUS
π¨ββοΈ Medical Director of @NIAID
π Tested positive for being a #genius
π Created AND cured the coronavirus disease
π Current body count: 150 million+
Started Shlinkin'
May. 4, 2021
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