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I have over 18 years of experience working in engineering and. Currently, I work as the Lead Structural Engineer for the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, where I lead a cross-functional team of seven thousand, building unique (albeit flaccid) bridges and buildings that are helping create jobs for our wonderful nation.
Days since last workplace fatality: 0.2
Career Progression: 💰 CEO
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Tony in his prime
Scott Morrison • 9-4-21
Pre-Cracked Eggs
Benjamin Hustlesworth • 5-21-21
Reviews
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A much better bridge than the bourgeois alternatives. At the end of the project, comrade Igor even provided a discount of 50% since half of his team had mysteriously disappeared.
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I saw him put something in a cup of tea in a British park
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Sep. 9, 2022
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Jan. 25, 2022
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Jan. 25, 2022
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Sep. 20, 2021
Endorsements
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laborious
Over 70% employee survival rate!
With Igor, Russia fixes you.
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Leadership
Attends incredible conferences
Flaccid
Big Green Egg
Igor is really doing it!
Skoda’s are better than Lada’s
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He knows Green Paper beats Red Scare! Earnie for
In the business of erection
Inferior Number of Legs
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