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To get ahead in the world of military strategy, you’ve got to be ready to leave things behind. Preconceptions about other people, misgivings about yourself, tough times, children/spouses, mistakes you’ve made, your former boss, shoes—whatever it takes. I’m willing to do that. And if you’re looking for someone with over 18 years of war crimes experience, you’ve found her. If it helps, I tried to murder half my former coworkers.
Career Progression: 💼 Middle Manager
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Reviews
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Catra is an annoyance to my review page, I will be an annoyance to hers.
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I spend my days staring unblinking at lovely Catra but she always ignores me... What a minx! The only true girlboss is one who can turn into a literal panther 🥵 I can't wait until she finally looks back at me 👉👈😳
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Participation Trophy
Jul. 24, 2023
The Quill of Business
Dec. 13, 2022
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Nov. 14, 2022
Networking Virginity
Nov. 11, 2022
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Apr. 18, 2022
ShlinkedIn Conference Attendee
Sep. 17, 2021
Marketer of the Week
Aug. 2, 2021
JIF Peanut Butter Creamy Runner Up
Jul. 12, 2021
Endorsements
+ EndorseBlowing stuff up
Taking prisoners
Distracting She-Ra
Attempting to murder your boss
Saving the universe
Doesn't ask about my medical license.
Non-allergenic
Meow
Lot of meows
Growth Hacking Expert
Knowing where the bodies are.
Puked on my carpet
kates
shlinking
endorsing
Many children
Japan
Laser pointer
purrrfect
Actually Murdered The Other Half Too
Very Popular 😉
Capable of murder 🥵
Beautiful shiny fur I'd like to lick
Straight To The Point