Biggus Dickus
When Life Gets Hard, Stand Fully Erect


When I was a child, my father would beat me with a rolling pin if my grades were below an A+. Now that I am an experienced professional in my craft, it is my turn to beat my father with a rolling pin. 12+ years of professional executive resume writing that resulted in contract-to-hire placements where candidates hate their job.

Started Shlinkin' Sep. 19, 2021
Career Progression: 💰 CEO
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