Mantis Shrimp
I blink one eye at a time. Forbes 10,000 under 10,000
fineaf
Punch faster than a bullet,
Club harder than a teenager,
Sleep with three eyes open,
Can see more colors than you,
Dress up like a clown,
Never worn a wetsuit,
Need glasses
Started Shlinkin'
Jul. 9, 2021
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern
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Marketer of the Week
Aug. 16, 2021
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+ EndorseSleeping With One Eye Open
Blink with one eye open
Can't be blinded by my shininess. Very impressive.
Punching above your weight
Eyes
Beautiful pink eyes
Spanked!
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