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I have one goal in life. To grow. To grow I must have more money. I will stop at nothing to get more money. My shininess is legendary! I have committed crimes to make sure my employees don't unionize so I can have more money and grow ever larger!!!
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern
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I have always admired him for being a truly shining example of the idiom "he who laughs the loudest, laughs best". Fun fact: His forehead can reflect up to 99.999% of the light incident upon it, for a broad range of angles and wavelengths.
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I’m ready to give you a bad review. Is that alright with you?
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Networking Goblin
Dec. 13, 2022
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Endorsements
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Do your roosters have large talons?
Best Impromptu Light Reflector
Forehead Built Like a Mack Truck
Eggcellent
Like a fortune teller's skin covered crystal ball
DEVIANCE
Shine on you crazy Forehead
Invented six of the Periodic Table elements
Soon to be in space 🚀
Landing Pad Expert
Low spherical aberration
Dr Evil
Big Dick Rocket
Shine!
THEY DON'T MAKE CHROME DOMES LIKE THESE ANYMORE
So shiny
Possibly still alive
Chrome Dome
Very Popular 😉
Polished
Has lost 1 hair for every 100 workers exploited 🔥