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A former CEO of mine once told me, "Joe - you're definitely a unique individual". Then he successfully managed me out.
But I know that what he (and countless HR departments) really meant... was that I have something special to offer the world of business. Just maybe not THAT specific business.
And don't believe anything you've heard about the incident near the women's restroom at Zillow. Greatly exaggerated.
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Joseph is one of the few mentors I credit my unfathomable success to. I'm not allowed to discuss the "kielbasa incident" until our attorneys have reached a mutual agreement.
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Feb. 21, 2022
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Dec. 7, 2021
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Sep. 30, 2021
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Aug. 16, 2021
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Jul. 26, 2021
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Sixpackilicious
Not a bribe
A good home for unwanted biscuits
wealthy
Ahaaa
Eat my dick you goddamn punk, ahem... hello Joseph
Self entitlement
D̶i̶s̶c̶r̶e̶t̶i̶o̶n Blackmailing
Ooohhh ladyboys
Yahoo Wiz
Has at least 3 burner accounts
Sexy Boi (go get 'em, ya dirty old dog!)
long face
Mentioned in ShlinkedIn Digest #34
Owner of Spongy, Moist, Mouth
Bought my ad
Respectable breakdancing skills
Escquired 6 Packs Of Dank Blunts — Danks 4 Buying
Communicative Gunner
No time to read
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Master of Unique Exits 🚀