Joseph P. Sixpack, Esquire
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Personally Unfulfilled. Professionally Catastrophic.


A former CEO of mine once told me, "Joe - you're definitely a unique individual". Then he successfully managed me out.

But I know that what he (and countless HR departments) really meant... was that I have something special to offer the world of business. Just maybe not THAT specific business.

And don't believe anything you've heard about the incident near the women's restroom at Zillow. Greatly exaggerated.

Started Shlinkin' Jun. 23, 2021
Career Progression: 💰 CEO
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Not a bribe

A good home for unwanted biscuits

Eat my dick you goddamn punk, ahem... hello Joseph

Self entitlement

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Ooohhh ladyboys

Has at least 3 burner accounts

Sexy Boi (go get 'em, ya dirty old dog!)


Mentioned in ShlinkedIn Digest #34

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