Basil W. Glates
College Student. ΑΣΦ. Life Traveler. Son.
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UMASS - Class of 2034 / Alpha Sigma Phi - ΑΣΦ
Started Shlinkin'
Sep. 7, 2021
Career Progression: 💰 CEO
Sheeple Bumper Sticker
[Sh]Link Meister • 7-19-23
Shlinksperational Poster
[Sh]Link Meister • 6-14-23
a half drank diet coke
Lionel Hutz • 6-9-23
Motivational Poster
Lord Fuckus the Poor • 5-25-23
Trophy Case
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Participation Trophy
Jul. 17, 2023
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Participation Trophy
Sep. 12, 2022
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Networking Virginity
Jun. 29, 2022
Endorsements
+ Endorseshlinking
Paid Endorsement
Business Networking Tycoon
Headline Aficionado
Inferior Number of Legs
Eats gourmet but doesn't finish it
Has Impeccable Taste
Very Popular 😉
Buys the Cheapest Ads
Smells like delicious salami
Friend.