Goofy A. Apple
The apple on your desk inspiring people since 69420

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away๐Ÿ˜Ž#HealthyLife
I am a must have for your office table๐Ÿ‘

Started Shlinkin' Dec. 13, 2021
Career Progression: ๐Ÿ’ผ Middle Manager

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    Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up

    Dec. 20, 2021

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I heard the seeds have cyanide

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