The Count
Stop the Count? I haven't even started.

123

One... two... three... four... five... (Plenty more where that came from.)

Started Shlinkin' Sep. 8, 2021
Career Progression: 💵 Paid Intern
💰 Net Worth
SP236.60
💼 Work
0
🤝 Shfollowers
2
👀 Profile Views
43
Reviews
+ Review

Trophy Case

    Nothing yet. 😔

    Each week, we grant the following awards. Don't give up!

    Featured
    🏆 Profile of the Week
    🐾 Corporate Watchdog
    📈 Most Consistent Brand
    🎖️ Post of the Week
    🐣 Rookie of the Week
    📢 Marketer of the Week
    💼 Most Professional
    🥰 Most Enthralling Endorsement
    📰 Headline of the Week
    🏦 Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
    👹 Exorcism† Course Certificate
    🥜 JIF Peanut Butter Creamy Runner Up
    💰 The Diet Koch Award for Largest Net Worth
    🍺 Bud Light Platinum Refreshing Runner Up
    🧗 The Social Climber Award
    🙋‍♂️ Participation Trophy
    🔥 Hottest Profile
    🍷 ShlinkedIn Conference Attendee
    🪲 The Bug Lord
    🇺🇸 Former President
    🙌 Contributor
    🖋️ The Quill of Business
    Moderator
    Platinum
    👺 Networking Goblin
    Shplatinum
    🍾 10,000th ShlinkedIn Post
    ❌ Rejection Czar
    🤝 Networking Virginity
Endorsements
+ Endorse

Countless talents

The HR Golem

Countable Trots

Vixavius Adamantine

FAANG

Elizabeth Anne Holmes

FAANGMULA

Elizabeth Anne Holmes

Really Good with Numbers

Rockefeller’s Ghost

Very Popular 😉

Arthur THE Dent