The Beast
                                            
                                            
                                                Love me or fear me, but NEVER disrespect me.
                                            
                                            B+
I warned you, boy: never disrespect me. And yet you did not listen. You insisted on reading my bio, the ultimate sign of disrespect, in utter disregard of my previous admonishment. Did my headline not disclose all that ought be revealed about the BEAST? The Beast is to be respected—perhaps feared, even loved—not KNOWN. So be it. My wrath has been provoked, and it shall rain upon ye like fire and brimstone. (1.5 years middle manager experience.)
                                        
                                            
                                        
                                        Started Shlinkin'
Dec. 23, 2020
                                    
                                Career Progression: 💵 Paid Intern
Trophy Case
Featured
Jan. 4, 2021
Endorsements
+ EndorseLean meat
juicy, fleshy hunk-a-junk
Microsoft Excel
Spooky
Made for a man but strong enough for a woman
Wild Orchestrator
Spanked!