Moose Boogers
A moose with big aspirations for bringing moosiness into every home in America
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A lot of people told me a moose can't have a career in this world. I told them "I don't want a career, I want a lifestyle."
Well, here I am now, 5.378 years later, wading in a lake and closing deals, all while living the dream.
Started Shlinkin'
May. 21, 2021
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern
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