Bill Lumbergh
Executive Vice President of Demotivation

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I'm going to need those TPS reports. ASAP.

I almost forgot. I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too.

So, if you could do that, that would be great.

Started Shlinkin' Jun. 25, 2021
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