Karen from Nextdoor™️
Who’s in charge around here?
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No noises after 7pm. No dogs. Cats must stay inside. If I see your trashcan out past 8am on a Tuesday, I will report you to HOA. Test me
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Jun. 25, 2021
Career Progression: 💵 Paid Intern
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Trained our HR department increasing median employee crying time by 75%
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Most inovative person i met, always finds new things to bitch about
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