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"Finance genius and all-around alpha male. Making money moves π°π°π° and taking names. I mean, who needs humility when you're a financial god? ππ€ #FinanceKing #Moneymaker #ZeroHumble"
- Definitely not written by ChatGPT.
Career Progression: πΌ Middle Manager
Hamster Coitus
Ghost of Michael Jackson's Danglebaby β’ 2-18-23
Laser Death Ray Superpower
Rene βHustlerβ Descartes β’ 11-8-22
LGBTQ+ -friendly BS
Baroness Loulou β’ 11-17-22
Winkypuss Flicker
Todger Dick Ticklewitz β’ 2-16-23
Reviews
+ Review-
Luckdragon and I go way back to a time when he was a shiny egg in his mother's nest. I have watched him grow into a lounge lizard and now a fine luck-dragon while feeding on the souls of those around him. We have crawled the same bars, separately, & we were kindred souls until I sold mine.
Trophy Case
Networking Goblin
Feb. 21, 2023
Participation Trophy
Feb. 13, 2023
Networking Virginity
Feb. 11, 2023
Endorsements
+ EndorseDogecoin Billionaire
Its not a ponzi, bro!
Landlord with 37 properties my dad bought me
cocaine, boobs, cars, and crypto. #MyEgoIsMassive
Big Time.
Rich Fate Assigner.