White NFL Owner
Looking for schmucks to serve my friends food. That's an honor BTW

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Some people don't understand the difficulty of inheriting billions of dollars off the backs of city government after they successfully funded my new stadium since the last one was done 10 years ago.
Follow me and you'll never be a sheep again and never reatin your humanity.

Started Shlinkin' Jun. 10, 2022
Career Progression: โ˜• Unpaid Intern
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    May. 15, 2023

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    May. 10, 2023

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Not as cute as Tom Brady

Inferior Number of Legs

Definitely White, No Doubt About It

Has balls