Uber Lord Optimus Prime III, Esq, CFP
I'm missing the 'e' in my name but I have a LOT of Energy in my game 😉
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Was built a few thousand years ago (according to Human timelines)
Blown a few thousand 'bots and humans out of existence.
Here to make allies on my perilous journey through the afterlife.
Started Shlinkin'
May. 14, 2021
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern
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