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I had just started a new job and was trying to bond with my new colleagues in the kitchen while on a tea break. So far, so good - that is, until I needed the milk for my brew. Rather than politely asking if I could borrow it, for a reason still unknown to myself I blurted out "MILK ME" and followed it with a nod in the direction of the milk, only making the situation creepier and more awkward.
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Met him on a bench in Tenerife after a 24 session we both lost our hotels
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You remember the kid at school, who knew everyone, knew all the latest trends, and even knew how to talk to the girls? Thatβs Alex.
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+ EndorseAn inebriated genius
Went to Cambridge β¦.londis and bought beer
Hold his liquor well