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But I can help you keep track of those numbers!
As a former big bad, I have extensive management skills, accounting abilities, and physical prowress from orchestrating my master plan. Hire me, and your other employees will be too intimidated to waste valuable company time by goofing off in the break room. Hire me, and those bloodstains on the couches are as good as gone with my cleaning capabilities. Hire me, and you have a line of defense against anyone who wishes to steal company resources.
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Boy was in line at Costco right in front of me. The cashier was clearly incompetent - he asked the woman in front of him how her day was going and then paused to listen to her answer! Outrageous! Boy was all over it and 10 minutes later the cashier was looking for a job. Excellent leadership.
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