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Strategic. Bold. Solution. Guy. I've done it all and lived to tell the tale.
Do I have all the answers? Yes.
Where are they? Coming.
When? Soon.
Are you sure? Pretty sure.
Can I count on that? Absolutely.
My word is my bond.
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern
Rocket Scientist
Arthur THE Dent • 3-18-22
Impeccable Manners
Rene „Hustler“ Descartes • 2-1-22
Reviews
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Shows up to the presentation, gives me presenter rights, and I make him look like a Rockstar. Johnny is moving on up in the corporate world, one outsourced project at a time.
Trophy Case
Marketer of the Week
Apr. 4, 2022
Participation Trophy
Dec. 13, 2021
Endorsements
+ EndorseNever Saw Me Coming
Corporate Rockstar
Spanked!
Inferior Number of Legs
Competitive Fish
Call me when earn seven figures.
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