William Walton "Gulper" Knowles, IV Esq.
gulping since 1066

9.8ABV

I'm in the business of gulping. I gulp beer. I gulp shots. I gulp spaghetti-o's. I gulp forehead kisses. Looking for my co-founder.

Started Shlinkin' Jan. 20, 2021
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Knows his way around a gas station

Strong, vigorous breaststroke

oldest person

Puts the seat up when it’s down for men’s rights

can rap entirety of Hamilton in a single breath

7/10

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nail polish positive

cross platform anal