Optomizer
Solving previously unsolvable business problems
4+
The Optomizer
Started Shlinkin'
Dec. 27, 2020
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern
Reviews
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Optomoser often speaks in one word sentences and sneakers at executive level 7 C-level personnell when they ask him intelligent, well thought out questions about websites and apps. He will make your website app work though
Trophy Case
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Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Jan. 25, 2021
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Corporate Watchdog
Jan. 4, 2021
Endorsements
+ EndorseSuperb mindset
Sticky all the time
cannot even gulp one gallon of milk
Enthusiastic about pulling shirt up to ~nipples
Appears to know code