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Conrad "The Great Con" Connington IV

I do Deals. And I do No Deals. The rest is up to you

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I used to be a regular corn farmer. Then I found a discarded iPad ("mini computer") during the mid-winter harvest. Once I started scrolling, I realized the future is in everything virtual. I have not eaten since that day. Some - including every medical professional - say that I will doubtless be dead within 14 days, but they do not understand the nutrition that comes from virtue signaling on a "professional" networking site.

Also, corn husks currently selling at 3 cents / cubic mile.

Started Shlinkin' Jun. 2, 2022

Career Progression: 💼 Middle Manager

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Pieces of eight

Basil Eowax (it / that / ffs) • 6-7-22

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💼 Work: 0
🤝 Shfollowers: 1
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Catherine Thick Simpson

Change Agent. Corporate Disruptor. Rainmaker. I haven't slept in ten years.

Jun. 16, 2022. You were a client of Conrad

Sold me corn husks without the corn. Still waiting for the corn a month later. Says they're on back-order. Great friend. Makes me feel like I'm the only corn purchaser in the room.
THAT Secretary 💋

Serving all members of the Shlink-Suite

Jun. 2, 2022. You managed Conrad directly

I fed him NFT’s and he survived another week.

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Networking Virginity

Jul. 6, 2022

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Marketer of the Week

Jun. 6, 2022

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Conrad "The Great Con" Connington IV

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