Chris "the next Elon" Musk
I call myself an entrepreneur because I browse LinkedIn reading motivational quotes
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I might be the most pathetic person on earth. But hey, I get paid for it. So now I'm giving presentations to other people who want to be pathetic and filthy rich. You can book me on OnlyFans.
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I once stole his credit card details to buy 100 pizzas for his competitor's office party, snuck inside the boxes, and jumped out when they were delivered. I ate the competition and didn't get a thank you note until a week letter.
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