Clicky McBait
Opinions my own, Shlinks total randos. I will view your profile if you endorse me.
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JOB ALERT! I will pay you minimum wage in Dogecoin (pegged to the the value of Dogecoin 1 year ago) to manage my ShlinkedIn profile for me in the most unprofessional manner humanly possible. Job description: Generic thought leadership, thoughtless comments, and the sending of Shlink requests along with creepy messages with sales offers -- to generate high quality MQLs and SQLs for my Shlinkedin verification checkmark startup -- to absolute randos.
Started Shlinkin'
May. 3, 2021
Career Progression: β Unpaid Intern
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