Karole Kunntflapp
with JESIS on my side (there is no U in my JESIS) I can make everyone's life super miserable and pick at their choices under a thin veil of helpfulness. Also, capitalism.

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I always knew I was JESIS's most special (and most gorgeous) cultbaby. With these stunningly white heterosexual good looks, I am obviously the perfect mouthpeace for my LORD GOD KING JESIS to speak through. No mercy to those GODLESS heathens who believe everyone is equal and that the government should protect everyone's rights equally. My team of JESISites will not stop until everyone in the world feels awful about something they can't control.

Started Shlinkin' Jul. 11, 2022
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