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Greetings fellow humans, it is I, Elon Musk, and totally not a Borneo mollusk impersonating Elon Musk in hopes of monetary gain. I am obviously Elon Musk because I say things like... uh....
*searches AZQuotes.com*
For me it was never about money, but solving problems for the future of humanity.
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But also about money. You should still give me money.
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Don't be fooled by their googly eyes, cold clammy skin, and slow moving exterior. Anyone who willingly poops on their own head and can reproduce asexually is not to be trifled with.
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+ EndorseGood man. Kept asking if I had any lettuce??
Fellow Egg Layer, Enemy of Humanity
Fishy flavor
Poops on own head
Can clone themself
The real Elon
As named by an angry Johnny Depp