Earth's core
I have been the core of your planet the last 4.6 billion years. I am very good at it. Slytherin 🐍🐍
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I have appeared with the Earth. Then, you humans appear and everything goes wrong. But I love you.
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Sep. 4, 2021
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern
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Excellent for throwing the corpses of my enemies into. Five stars.
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If he were the size of a basketball, he would be a slam dunk in one of those desktop basketball courts, and my desk would be liquid. 5 stars.
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