Silicon Vallet
money grubbing tech yuppie
S++
Hustling on the grind and grinding on my hustle - if you know what I mean... ;)
Started Shlinkin'
Sep. 5, 2021
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern
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I tried reaching out to him but he was too busy. Still, a great intellect. Great fan of you. Try to keep on the straight and narrow boi, if you know what I mean. Apple is starting to scan shit nowadays, can't be sure enough. Still, 10/10, great person.
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