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My vocabulary is restrict to 3 phrases:
"Om Nom Nom Nom"
"I'd give you a cookie, but I f*ckin ate it."
"F*ck off, those cookies are mine."
(This text was written by my assistant)
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern
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Takes carb loading to a whole new level.
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As my personal dietician and future diet/food regulator of Africa, this monster has helped me reach my goals both in weight and in establishing dominance along the northern peninsula. Would highly recommend!
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+ EndorseUnderstood the value of cookies before us
He's got the cookies, I've got the cakes
Appreciates Snacks
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Tasted my cookies and liked them