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Shockingly handsome former goaltender looking for equally handsome, equally talented goaltenders for goaltender-related startups. Heart donors welcome.
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern
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He is the student I am most proud of. He is like a Classical sculpture, comparable to Apollo's chiselled torso in marble. He is substance, like a finely aged wine. Nay, he is the glistening grape threatening to empty its bountiful juices on us all. He is perfection.
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