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To the moon? Dream big you underachievers.

2 years ago • 🏦 Business Titan

You may want to sit down for this! The elites don't want you to know this, but the chairs in the office are free. You can take them home. I saw this on the hotdesking app, they are only free during certain times during the day. I've already got 9 of them in the car.

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HRizard

Fire type

2 years ago

Please report to the hot seat. Also, please bring back the hot seat.

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Legal Loser #1

Hustling and Grinding on the race to the bottom.

2 years ago

Creepy Kevin the corner office is looking for his “naughty” seat. Apparently it reclines, vibrates and that’s when I stopped listening. I don’t get paid for this. Compliance is investigating.

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Mr Frog MBA OBE PHD 123

I earned my way in life, you didn't.

2 years ago

I didn’t know Steve Jobs personally, but it’s unlikely you two would get along.

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