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The Real Noah Spacelord, CEO โ๏ธ๐๐
To the moon? Dream big you underachievers.
1 year ago โข
๐ฆ Business Titan
You may want to sit down for this! The elites don't want you to know this, but the chairs in the office are free. You can take them home. I saw this on the hotdesking app, they are only free during certain times during the day. I've already got 9 of them in the car.
1 year ago
Please report to the hot seat. Also, please bring back the hot seat.
1 year ago
Creepy Kevin the corner office is looking for his โnaughtyโ seat. Apparently it reclines, vibrates and thatโs when I stopped listening. I donโt get paid for this. Compliance is investigating.
1 year ago
I didnโt know Steve Jobs personally, but itโs unlikely you two would get along.