It has come to my attention that some people here think that I do not know how to do a Business Jab. As a Leader and CEO, I do not believe in the necessity of using such things to network. I believe that this tool is unproductive and ineffective. In fact, Business Jabbing was the sole reason I have fired some of my employees in recent times. I believe that direct, face-to-face, at-gunpoint conversations are the best way to find new business opportunities. I found this method to be so effective, that I have spent multiple nights walking around Wall street (masked, so my rivals would not be aware of my presence) and striking up conversations with strangers. Those nights ended up yielding me my best trade partners and agreements of my career. I used to think that this was common practice, but now I have realized that this was one of my secrets that have let my skyrocket my company to Fortune 500. Take what you have read here and apply it. You can thank me (in SP) later.