

Zeke Frog Ma ✅
One man's shit can be another man's AI
B+
Visionary thot leader, Zeke of nothing and master of everything.
Started Shlinkin'
Sep. 4, 2021
Career Progression: 💵 Paid Intern
Thesis: The Analysis of Market Ad Pricing
Bain W. Kuang 🐀 • 9-20-21
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Elizabeth Anne Holmes • 9-9-21
Golang CEO (on discount)
Bogdanoff • 9-8-21
Bits of coin
Garry Dunch • 6-6-21
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