SupremE LeadeR of InnovatioN
I invented the Internet, Google, Amazon, Microsoft, Apple, paper clips & one hit wonders
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At the age of -0.7 years I old my first startup for $6.3456525 billion becoming the first pre-born billionaire. By the age of 8 I was divorced broke and back living with my parents.
By 15 I invented the Internet, Google, Amazon, Microsoft, Apple, paper clips & one hit wonders, in the same year I was diagnosed with rare disease called ageing. I have dedicated by unpaid interns lives to finding a cure or they will all be killed.
ALL HAIL YOUR SUPREME LEADER !!!
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