Constance Ursula Newberry-Thurston
My bakesale makes your hostle takeover look like a walk in the park

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Treat your kids like a valued employee, give them pizza when they won't shut up about things being unfair and you can get them to make handmade bracelets for hours. I'm teaching my kids that nothing in life is free early. Charge them rent, make them pay for meals, they have to learn how the world works from home first before they can be the next Elon Musk.

Started Shlinkin' Jul. 6, 2021
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Lovely woman, soft, tender, good listener.

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